Even monsters need to know “Which Fork Do I Use?” before entertaining guests. Look what Frank found especially helpful on the page 69, aka the Always and Never page.
Always arrive on time, even if you are taking some extra time to scare little kids on your way to the party.
Never eat like a caveman. You are “Frank” after all.
Always use the beverage glasses on your right. And don’t spike your neighbor’s drink just because you need to be nicer. The etiquette police are patrolling tonight.
Never talk about controversial topics at the dinner table such as dissecting body parts.